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pre​-​13 (a comedy comp)

by mary kekic

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What down under, what can I do? I said what down under, what can I do? 'Cause I won't be here very long So why don't you come along? So why do I say What down under When I don't know what it means? What down under, what can I do? I said-a what down under, what can I do? 'Cause I'm not staying near So why don't you come here? So what's with the words What down under What is with it? What is with it? What is with it? Tell me, tell me NOW!
2.
whatever 01:27
One day someone said to me "Can you show me to the Cabonawia?" I said, "What's Cabonawia?" Then she said, "it's a place for weird people" The last thing I ever said to her was "whatever, whatever, whatever" Whatever, whatever, whatever Is what I said to her Whatever, whatever, whatever Is all I said to her Then came another girl Asked me the same question Then I just said "whatever, whatever, whatever" Whatever, whatever, whatever Is what I said to her Whatever, whatever, whatever Is all I said to her
3.
what is it? 01:07
My friend kept on asking me, "What is it?" I told her, "Nothin', just thinkin' 'bout nothin'" The weirdest thing she thought was "Nothin' is nothin', so how can you think about nothin'?" "What is it, what is it, what is it?" Is all she asked me "What is it, what is it, what is it?" Is all she said to me What I remember now is to always say nothin' When people ask you what you're thinkin' or doin'! "What is it, what is it, what is it?" Is all she asked me "What is it, what is it, what is it?" Is all she said to me
4.
weird 00:53
This girl was on her front porch saying something weird And everybody thought the same thing, that she was bad Then the people said to each other, "She sounds like a dog barking at midnight at the moon She sounds like a screeching owl She sounds like Mariah Carey singing a high note in the natl anthem at the super bowl Since they didn't like it they all ran inside and shut their doors 'Cause everybody thought the same thing That she was bad She's weird!
5.
hey 01:58
If I don't like something, then I say hey But that person says, "Hey is for horses!" So all I can keep saying to her is "hey, hey, hey" Hey, hey, hey Yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey Yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Hey, hey, hey Now she really doesn't care if I say hey That's why I keep on saying "hey, hey, hey" Hey, hey, hey Yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey Yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey Yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Hey, hey, hey
6.
One cheerleader said: Why did you do that today? It is so stupid, why did you do it at all? You knew it was wrong, but you did it anyway Why did you rob my father's bank It was so stupid and foolish of you Now I'm not your girlfriend anymore And anyway you're going to jail You're going to jail You're going to jail You're going to jail Cheerleader's say I said you're going to jail
7.
up/down 00:16
Why did I write this song All I do is go up and down It's a weird song I admit Why don't I just throw it away with a mit? Up, down, all around Why don't I just go and pound This song
8.
You know anything's possible in America these days? That's because we're free! And you know that anything's possible Anything, anything, anything's possible Anything, anything, anything's possible Now you know anything's possible? And something good, something bad might happen 'Cause you know that Anything's possible
9.
bad party 00:46
I'm going to this party of a girl I don't like And she invited me anyway Her name's *gibberish* She doesn't like me either I don't know why she invited all the girls She's not friends with any of them anyway I don't know why she invited all the girls She's not friends with them anyway I don't know at all She had a Barny party which is really babylike Oooooh waaah ooooh waaaah ahh

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This funky, spunky lil album is a collection of songs containing lyrics that I wrote between the ages of ~5-10 (c. 1995-2000), give or take. Remembering some of the melodies and making some up as I go, I wrote guitar parts for each song and recorded them for this fun lil release for the larfs and eye rolls. I hope you have as much fun chuckling at the lyrics as I did re-reading and revisiting them!

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released July 19, 2017

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mary kekic Lakewood, Ohio

soda pop twee punk?

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